[Eminem:] Avoid the recording! (Score your!) Dr. I am not saying willing to hop out, it’s as well scary so you can perish (Bang one!) I will must be carried for the cemetery and you may buried alive (Huh yup!) In the morning We future or heading? I am able to rarely pick I recently taken a fifth regarding vodka — dare us to push? (Go ahead) All my entire life I was extremely deprived I isn’t had an effective girl in years, and you may my palms are way too hairy to cover up (Whoops!) Outfits ripped including the Unbelievable Hulk (hachhh-too) We spit once i speak, I am going to bang anything that guides (C’mere) When i is nothing We familiar with score so eager We create put fits The way you Browsing Breast feed Me Mom? (WAH!) Your Ain’t Got Zero Chest! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and you will strap me on sleep Lay an effective bulletproof vest to your and you may capture myself in the direct (Shag!) I’m steaming frustrated (Arrrggghhh!) By just how when you see dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that we slit his lips, contained in this fantasy I got
Shit, Christina Aguilera finest option me chairs so i can be sit next so you can Carson Daly and you can Fred Durst and tune in to ’em argue over which she provided see basic You little cunt, set me personally for the blast on the MTV “Yeah, he is pretty, however, I do believe they are hitched to Kim, hee-hee!
[Eminem] Should i get notice please? Can i have your desire excite? Often the genuine Narrow Shady excite stand? We recite, tend to the true Slim Debateable excite operate? We have been attending have difficulty right here..
Dre, don’t just stay here, Efforts!
Y’all behave like you do not viewed a white person before Jaws all on the ground eg Pam, such as for example Tommy just bust in the door and you will become whoopin the lady ass bad than ever they basic was in fact separation and divorce, throwin her more than seats (Ahh!) It’s the go back of your. “Ah, hold off, not a way, you happen to be kidding, the guy failed to simply say everything i consider the guy performed, performed the guy?” And Dr. Dre said. nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s deceased, he is locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist females like Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] “Thin Debateable, I am sick of him View your, walkin doing grabbin their your-know-what Flippin the you-know-exactly who,” “Yeah, but he or she is very sweet though!” Yeah, We probably got a few bolts up within my head reduce However, zero worse, than just what is goin on in your parents’ rooms Possibly, We like to log in to Television and only 
let loose, however, can not but it’s cool having Tom Green to help you hump a lifeless moose “My personal bum is on the lips, my personal bottom is found on the lips” Of course I’m fortunate, you might simply provide it with a small kiss Which can be the message that people submit so you’re able to little babies And you may assume her or him maybe not to know what good woman’s clit try Of course it likely to understand what gender is through the full time they strike 4th level They got the Advancement Station try not to it? “We ain’t only mammals..” Better, many of us cannibals who cut others discover such as for example cantaloupes [SLURP] However, if we can hump dry animals and you will antelopes then there is absolutely no reason you to definitely one and another guy are unable to elope [*EWWW!*] But when you feel I believe, I experienced this new antidote People trend their pantyhose, play this new chorus therefore goes
‘Cause I am Thin Shady, yes I am the real Debateable Anything you other Narrow Shadys is only imitating Very would not the true Thin Debateable please stand-up, please remain true, delight stand-up?
[Eminem] Will Smith dont gotta cuss within his raps to sell his records; really I actually do, very fuck your and you can screw you too! Do you believe We give a damn on a beneficial Grammy? 50 % of your experts are unable to even tummy me personally, not to mention remain me “But Thin, imagine if your earn, would it not getting weird?” As to why? So that you boys you may merely sit to find me right here? So you’re able to, sit me here close to Britney Spears? ” I will install the woman songs towards the Ipod and have the whole industry the method that you provided Eminem VD [AHHH!] I’m sick and tired of you litttle lady and you can son communities, everything you do is annoy myself therefore i had been sent right here in order to damage your [bzzzt] And there is a million folks like me which cuss just like me; exactly who merely cannot bring a bang just like me exactly who skirt particularly me; stroll, chat and you may behave like me personally and just might be the second best thing yet not somewhat myself!